Monday, January 28, 2008

Agent Beero's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him...

Sweet sassy molassy...and to think, just four short years ago i thought ally hilfiger was dope. she was everything i wanted in a woman: she was on tv (by the by, her show "rich girls" on mtv was not only fantastic, it qualifies as one of the few shows that rates a "tanfastic" in my book), hot, rich, younger than me, hot, rich, rich, easily manipulated, rich, hot, and had teeth white enough to keep ships from crashing into rocky coastlines in the night...




now she looks...um...well...butt trifiling...


not only does she look like she is about 45 years old...she is associating herself with the type of hipster dufuses i want to stab with a broken beer bottle...$50 says this turd guy wears women's jeans...

yours in skulduggery,
Agent Beero

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