Monday, February 4, 2008
Jessica Alba Beero Breaks Up With Boyfriend, Comes Crawling Back to Me...
It appears as though my ex has had a change of heart and has left her good for nothing boyfriend. She stopped by my luxury single family home in the hills outside the city last night, begging for me to take her back.
After much soul searching and gnashing of teeth - and against my better judgement - I've decided to take her back and make an honest woman out of her.
By the by, we're registered at Bed, Bath, & Beyond and MVC.
Yours in wedded bliss and eventually bitter divorce,